The artwork (shown below, left) received over 5,000 views and 170 favorites in 10 years. And in Jesus name we pray.On March 19th, 2011, DeviantArt user animelovegirl uploaded an artwork of an anime girl's face split into two halves, with the girl crying on the left side and smiling on the right. And guide her also to maybe an unemployment office to get an application filled so she can get a real job. Lord Jesus, we come to you to help her and guide her to light and love in Jesus and maybe guide her to a laser tattoo removal place to get those tattoos off her body, because Lord knows those are sinful and she ain’t getting into heaven with something like that. Her name is Patia or something colored like that. TERRI JOE: Lord Jesus, we come to you today to pray over this young woman, I assume. If you would bow your head and close your eyes that would be great. I was wondering if you could pray for me.īORJA: Yes. TERRI JOE: I never do any sexual relations outside marriage.īORJA: Okay.
TERRI JOE: I don’t even know, to be honest. TERRI JOE: I’m going to say David and Goliath, not because those are the only people that came to mind or because they’re the only people I know from the Bible, but because I just like their story.īORJA: What are you going to do with David? Who do you think is the sexiest disciple? Who in the bible would you go on a date with? Can’t be Jesus.īORJA: Can’t be Jesus. Do you think it’s helping you?īORJA: Okay. I want to work with y’all a little bit more.īORJA: Okay, yeah. TERRI JOE: It’s to get to know colored people–I mean people of color–a little bit better. Necklace Blumarine.īORJA: Okay, so the AAVE class, what’s it for? TERRI JOE: Well, I wouldn’t be doing nothing like that, that’s un-Christian-like.ĭress Terri’s Own. Yeah, cause I been taking AAVE classes and they do a dance portion and I usually can’t do it because I can’t do the whole body movements.īORJA: And now you can crank that. I felt alive again.īORJA: What’s the first thing you did when you could walk? TERRI JOE: Yeah, it was like a temporary pass, but it was great. Just prayer.īORJA: I saw that god granted you the strength to walk and stand. TERRI JOE: At night, in the morning, and in the afternoons on my knees. TERRI JOE: Nothing much, just a little prayer. But that’s as far as that goes.īORJA: What happened in the church camp sleepovers? Well, we did have church camp sleepovers if you want to count that. TERRI JOE: When I have a man to take care of me, I’m not going to be working.īORJA: Okay, valid. Who’s going to take care of the kids? I’m not going to get a job. Just normal things that a Christian woman would want.īORJA: What if they were the nicest Christian man, but broke? Money, Christian, 6 feet tall, well-endowed. I’m a Christian woman, so I need a Christian man. TERRI JOE: Christian, first of all, because that’s just how I am. I don’t even like to speak about them.īORJA: Okay. TERRI JOE: Those are people that are in my past. I did just get spiritually married to Jesus. TERRI JOE: Just live your life as a Christian and you’ve got a first-class ticket to heaven.ĭress and Earrings Terri’s Own. Just follow the word of Jesus then you’re on your way to heaven. TERRI JOE: Only heterosexual and nothing more. TERRI JOE: The only ones that come to mind are don’t be a sinner, don’t be a homosexu– What would be your version of the Ten Commandments? I love the floral moment.īORJA: I feel like a lot of people need to know the word of the Lord that you’re spreading. I’m not going to let Jesus take all the credit, even though he deserves it.īORJA: Okay. So I guess I can assume this answer, but who is the most important person in your life?īORJA: And I’m going to assume the person you are today is because of– Jesus should be everywhere, in Interview magazine and on every billboard.īORJA: You right. TERRI JOE: Probably because I spread the good word of Jesus Christ and there could never be too much Jesus. Why do you think they asked you to be in Interview magazine? TERRI JOE: I’m a waitress, a Christian, and a god warrior.īORJA: I love to hear that. PATIA BORJA: Hi Terri Joe! Could you start by telling the world where you’re from? In fact, it’s only after meme-queen Patia Borja gets on the line and gushes over her post-woke humor that Kelon flips the script, clearing her throat before re-emerging as a soft-spoken and suspiciously sweet Southern belle. When Kelon gets on Zoom, she’s dressed as her popular TikTok alter ego Terri Joe, a god-fearing white woman with a fondness for floral prints and cardigans.
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